#poly bts x gender neutral reader

[woncon]

☼ wake up !

or four ficlets about waking up beside your boyfriends

☼various poly bts pairs x gn!reader

☼estabilished poly relationships, one swear word (damn), nicknames, kissing

☼special thanks to @honeytwo for helping me translate this into english, correcting my grammar and other mistakes. thank you for everything! °♡̷•.

☼bts masterlist | main masterlist

☼ jin ┊ namjoon ☼

a rattling wakes you from your sweet sleep. something heavy has fallen to the floor. tired, you whimper and dive deeper into the blanket to protect yourself from the outside world: the sound, the sunlight coming through the window and the cold.

"damn," you hear the swearing as someone crawls back on the bed, wrapping their arms around your waist. you realise that the chill you felt was due to the fact that he wasn't lying behind you.

"did you fall, joonie?" you look out from under the duvet with half-closed eyes. the answer is an annoyed hum. "are you okay?" he buries his face in your neck and nods.

"go back to sleep. jin's alarm will go off soon, but you can rest until then."

you sigh and pull him closer to your back.

"you too." you roll over him, squeezing him a little, eliciting a surprised groan from him, and bury your head in his chest, pushing him further into the mattress. "i won't let you fall down again." namjoon smiles at how sweet you are half asleep, before sleeping again.

☼ hoseok ┊ yoongi ☼

you wake up to a gentle caress. the skin of your face, neck and shoulders tingle gratefully with the touch.

"what time is it? what day is it? what year is it? where am i? who am i?" you mutter a barrage of questions as you find yourself confronted with hoseok's smile and loving gaze. you usually wake up to this beautiful sight, and each time pushes you into oblivion: only he exists.

"haha, i ask the same question every time i see you two," hoseok giggles, then starts stroking and arranging your hair like you used to do with his.

"shut up!", yoongi groans tiredly, and then, hugging the other boy tighter, he presses a kiss on his shoulder, burying his head in the smaller boy's neck.

"grumpy sleepyhead," you laugh, and crawl closer to them, pushing the blanket a little lower over your body so you can hug more effectively.

yoongi sighs a couple of times and settles in again before kissing you to let you know that he is fine, that everything was fine with the nap, but that he would like to rest.

"another half an hour?" hoseok offers to the man lying behind him.

"one."

"fine, but you'll do the breakfast then" you agree, and greet hobie with a morning kiss.

"hmn." the eldest reaches out his arm to gently caress your waist until your wakefulness wears off.

☼ taehyung ┊ jungkook ☼

in the morning your only wish is to wake up in the arms of your boyfriends. although this is achieved, waking up now is unpleasant because of the noise it causes.

"it can't be true," jungkook mutters angrily, unbelievingly, against the thin skin of your neck, hugging you tighter. he wants to hide behind you, but when the horrible concert refuses to end, he groans crankily.

he sighs contently as he presses the pillow over his head, revealing more of his upper-body artistry: the sharp lines of his shoulders, his biceps and triceps, his abdominal wall thanks to the sliding blanket.

you're not happy about his estrangement, but you accept and understand it, hoping both of you get back to your dreams.

you imagine his chubby cheeks, parted locks and half-open eyes, so that you can go back to sleep, but the activity is precluded by the noise from outside.

"who's the idiot who mows the lawn at 4.30 a.m. on a sunday?" taehyung grumbles to his partners, or rather to you, that he is now half awake, but not in the mood.

"our neighbor, auntie kwon's daughter, who's been grumpy from the first moment she saw us."

"what can i say, she's off to a good start on her first day at her mother's." the eldest clings to you, pulls his body up on the bed and buries his head in the pillow. "i don't think i'll sleep until tonight." he declares that he's given up trying, unlike jungkook, who shows no signs of life except for breathing, so you conclude that his plan worked and he's taking a nap successfully.

"i'll join you," you announce, and kiss him. you're lucky to open your eyes, because it means you get to share in the sight of taehyung's first smile of the day. your heart melts, and only continues to flow as the other pulls the blanket over you to give you a more private kiss.

getting lost in the sound of your kissing and your occasional bursts of laughter, it feels like the lawn mower has been turned down. only you and taehyung exist, this is your own realm under the covers.

but the world will only be complete when jungkook resigns himself to the fact that he can no longer nap and climbs under the blanket, hoping to get some of the innocent love you are showering on each other.

his dreams come true, as taehyung leans over you and greets him with his lips, and you do the same after turning to him. meanwhile, taehyung is kissing your neck with sloppy kisses, and every area he can reach from the top of your pyjamas.

you'll sink into the tender caress: in this loving, sensual atmosphere, there's no room for anything heavy or distracting, neither of your minds focused on the song of the fierce shearing tool, but on each other, on the more precious, priceless spiritual factors.

☼ jimin ┊ yoongi ☼

you prefer to be woken by jimin, because you don't like ringtones, and he wakes the earliest of the three of you, snuggled up to your neck.

"pretty" this is how he starts the process, with little caresses and pecks. he continues to call and caress you until you wake up, embracing him, expressing that you are awake.

"good morning!" you return his many pecks with a kiss, then turn to your other side. if yoongi is not hanging around your waist then usually by morning he is facing the wall.

now it's your turn to wake up. you cover the free skin with your lips, and you're satisfied when the boy whimpers, it's a state of half-sleep.

"love!" you nuzzle against his body, whispering sweetly. you're getting a little chilly, you've pulled the covers off during the night. "chim and i want to cuddle you before breakfast." the boy, as if yoongi sees something of him, nods vigorously.

"hug each other," he murmurs, uninterested in the subject.

"are you trading us for sleep? is that what this is about?" you gasp in indignation, disappointment at his reaction. before you can really believe he's that mean, he flashes a yoongi grin and pulls you into his embrace. a surprised chuckle breaks out from you, and as jimin joins in, the three of you laugh at nothing, at sweet nothingness.

[starless-nightz]

RULES

What does Sapphic mean? -> In contemporary usage, “Sapphic” refers to women attracted to other women whether they identify as lesbian, bisexual, queer, trans, masc, or any diverse identity falling within the spectrum of same-sex attractions!

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I write poly x reader, unless its a straight ship and i also write crossships

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[dancinglikebutterflywings]

Requests are OPEN!

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Who do I write for? 🖤 - active 🚫- on hiatus

🖤 ATEEZ 🖤 SEVENTEEN 🖤 BTS (I decided to add them even though I'm still getting to know them.)

🚫 TOMORROW X TOGETHER - all members 🚫 STRAY KIDS - all members

What Can You Request?

Right now I am only taking requests for imagines.

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[bluemari23]

request guidelines

I only write x reader

please take the time to read the entire post.

WILL NOT WRITE

these are things I will not write for at all. if you have any questions please feel free to ask. :)

abuse: from experience this is a very triggering topic for me.

rape/non con: mentions might be fine depending on the request, but for the more part I will not write this.

cheating: when reader is involved I won't write it.

some kinks: I will not write anything to do with tentacles/choking/masochism/con-non-con, things may be added to the list later on.

fake relationships: not my thing and im also unsure of how to really write it.

character death: not really into it.

WILL WRITE

there are things that I will write for and love to write. :)

alternate universe (au): soulmate relationships are a favorite of mine. along with poly relationships. im open to a lot of stuff so if you have anything that may come to mind please ask :)

neurodivergent/disabled reader: this is mainly what I write for as I am both and I see its not really written or mentioned in a lot of fanfics or media.

headcanons: really getting into these and I love how my brain works when thinking of these. I think they are really fun and can be easier for my brain to write sometimes.

most to least likely: ive recently discovered these and would love to explore them more!

yandere: I like writing this topic and have a fun-ish time exploring this concept in my writing.

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR

bts

seventeen

ateez

may add more later on :)

OTHER

I will not write a rushed request: I do this for fun and I do not like to feel forced to write. it makes it feel like a chore and then writing doesn't sound fun or easy to me anymore. It will make me very reluctant to answer your request depending on if your request falls under this category a lot I will just block you.

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please don't get upset if I don't end up writing your request! I may decline a request if Im not comfortable writing it or are unsure of how to write it.

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[spiceofvy]

I write concepts (like: sub felix brainrot) and headcanons (like: Kissing SKZ)

Groups I write for:

Stray Kids

BTS

Tomorrow X Together

Seventeen

Do's:

Most kinks

BDSM

SFW/NSFW

Angst (with happy ending)

Hurt/Comfort

Mental Health related topics

PWP

Shipping member x member

Poly

Group Crossovers

Omegaverse

Gender Neutral as well as gendered readers

Dont's:

Scat

Food kinks

Foot stuff

Eating Disorders

Pregnancy/Children

Piss drinking/golden shower

Anything to do with the military

Requests that use the word "pillow princess" (or any version of it) in a non sapphic situation

Irgnored Safeword (CNC is okay depending on the request)

Bad BDSM etiquette

Anything that centers weight loss as something positive

Notes:

If you request doesn't explicitly state the readers gender, I will just write it with a gender neutral reader

I work full time, writing is only my hobby so please be patient

Even if you follow all the do's and don'ts I could still refuse a request if I'm not comfortable with it

[absentcaryatid]

AbsentCaryatid Masterlist by Tropes and Themes

A sampling of my ATEEZ and a few BTS stories. Most of these are humor so your mileage may vary, satisfaction not guaranteed. Gender neutral reader unless mentioned otherwise. Most recent addition is marked by an asterisk.

Amnesia- Between Mingi and Yunho  

Anal Penetration- Hongjoong’s Tender Care

Cheating- In Love with a Married Man with Seonghwa

Mingi Cheated So You Cheated Back agender she/her reader

Choking- Angel’s Dilemma with Yunho, she/her reader

Collar- San’s Girl, You Belong to Jungkook

Dacryphilia- Tears with Seonghwa

Demon AU- Mingi’s New Job

First Time- Our First Time with Mingi (she/her reader), Hongjoong Helps a Friend

Forced Marriage- By Order of the King with Hoseok, female reader

Hotwifing- On Loan to Jongho wife reader

Marriage- San’s Wedding

Nickname- Baby Girl with Mingi

Only One Bed- Mingi Cheated So You Cheated Back Poly Mingi, Yunho, x Reader

Panty Sniffing- Three Guys and Your Underwear with Yeosang, Hongjoong, and Seonghwa

Size- The Quest to Fit Yunho, My Yunho

* Soulmates- Fated to be Together Mingi & reader

Tentacle- The Swimmer with Namjoon, AFAB reader, no pronouns used

[dis-easedfairy]

Impulsive Decision Mini-Masterlist

FIC WARNINGS! (will add more as needed):. Kidnapping | Swearing/Strong Language | Mentions of Murder | Violence | Mentions of Rape | Eventual Smut |

Pairing: BTS (OT7) x Reader (Gender Neutral until Pt.4)

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Mystery(?), Eventual Smut, Kidnapping!au, Yandere!au, Poly!au, Series

Summary: Y/n is the owner of a very wealthy and successful company, Barnanby Inc. Y/n attends a BTS show. They make a very impulsive decision to show a loophole in BTS’s security and end up kidnapping BTS and 2 girls. In a fit of panic Y/n stashes BTS and the girls in a very luxurious bunker for the time being, but Y/n’s world slowly starts to crumble the longer the boys are out of the public’s eye

Chapter List!

Gender Neutral until Chapter 4!

Chapter 1: FLAW IN SECURITY

Chapter 2: THE DUCK TAPE PILLAR

Chapter 3: TALK WITH JIN

Male Path

Chapters 4 - ?

Chapter 4: LET’S SPLIT IT!                         

Chapter 5: SHOULD’VE WALKED AWAY   

Chapter 6: DIFFERENT FEELINGS

Chapter 7: NEON LIGHTS

Chapter 8: MY ALLY

Chapter 9: JUST A NORMAL DAY AT THE OFFICE

Chapter 10: COMING SOON!

Female Path

Chapters 4 - ?

Chapter 4: LET’S SPLIT IT!                        

Chapter 5: SHOULD’VE WALKED AWAY  

Chapter 6: DIFFERENT FEELINGS

Chapter 7: NEON LIGHTS

Chapter 8: MY ALLY

Chapter 9: COMING SOON!

IMPULSIVE DECISION TAG

So you can read any updates/conversations about the fic!

[btsxmalereaders]

Masterlist and Guidelines

Last update: December 6th, 2024

Notes: I will update this often (most likely on weekends). | This masterlist doesn’t have all the groups / soloists I write for, so you can ask if I write for the artist you want*.

Here you will find my works and, if you request anything, you can find it on the ‘Up Next’ section so you know for sure I received your request. Also, you can know which requests I’m taking at the moment.

If within a week your request is not here, please send it again! 

Please do not repost, plagiarize, translate or use my works. 

Fluff: [♡]

Angst: [✿]

Male Reader: [☆]

Gender Neutral Reader: [✧]

[N/A]: I will add more categories as I open more slots for requests and / or I post original stories.

Kim Namjoon

Love is nothing stronger. [♡] [☆] 

The Bet.   [♡] [✧]

Hold me Tight.  [♡] [���]

Kim Seokjin

Nothing to see here... yet

Min Yoongi

Proposal.  [♡] [☆]

♡ Valentine's Special #1. [♡] [☆]

Jung Hoseok

Jealousy.  [smut] [☆]

Park Jimin

Affection.  [♡] [☆]

Impatient.  [smut] [☆]

Kim Taehyung

Untitled. [smut] [☆]

Jeon Jungkook

Paper Hearts. [♡] [✧]

♡ Valentine's Special #1 [♡] [☆]

OT7

Nothing to see here... yet.

Bang Chan

In good hands [♡] [☆]

Truth or Dare [♡] [☆]

Grow Up [♡] [☆]

Untitled.  [♡] [☆]

Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you! [♡][☆]

I know you always stay. [♡] [☆]

can we stay a while and listen for heaven? [♡][☆]

Lee Minho 

♡ Valentine's Special #1 [♡] [☆]

Play Date [♡] [☆]

When it rains in your heart, I'll take you with me [♡][☆]

Seo Changbin

Break my heart myself. [♡] [✿]

Zero O’Clock  [♡] [☆]

Baby, it's cold outside. [✧] [♡]

Hwang Hyunjin

♡ Valentine's Special #1 [♡] [☆]

I'll be there [♡] [✿]

Meant To Be [♡] [☆]

Han Jisung

Nothing to see here... yet.

Lee Felix

Nothing to see here... yet.

Kim Seungmin

the sound of your heart. [✿]

Yang Jeongin

'Cause I like you. [♡] [☆]

OT8

Reaction to having the same birthday as their s/o. | hyung line | maknae line [♡] [✧]

Reaction to their oblivious boyfriend being flirted with. | hyung line | maknae line [♡] [☆]

3racha reaction to: their idol s/o using a beat they gave them for their new comeback. [♡][✧]

Im Jaebeom

1:31 AM. [✿] [☆]

Mark Tuan

Nothing to see here... yet.

Jackson Wang

LMLY.[✿] [☆]

Park Jinyoung

Nothing to see here... yet.

Choi Youngjae

Nothing to see here... yet.

Kunpimook Bhuwakul

Nothing to see here... yet.

Kim Yugyeom

♡ Valentine's Special #1 [✧] [♡]

OT7

Nothing to see here... yet.

I’m not very strict about this, but there are some things that I do NOT write:

🚫 NSFW 

🚫 Underage

🚫 Female reader

🚫 Incest

🚫 Serious medical conditions I’m not familiar with

🚫 Yandere

🚫 Hybrid

🚫 Magical, Historical AUs — except Harry Potter.

🚫 Basically any thing I don’t feel comfortable writing. I’ll let you know if you request something I don’t like.

However, I do write:

✅ Angst

✅ Fluff

✅ Poly

✅Reactions

✅One Shots

✅ Texts

• You can ask what would you want to read in the request, specific reactions, dialogues, etc. It’s up to you! 

Requests for Reactions/Scenarios: Closed

Requests for One Shots: Open

Requests for Pride: OPEN

BTS:

Namjoon, drabble from prompt list #87

Jungkook, drabble from prompt list #61

Reaction to: army wanting the members to break up with reader.

Yoongi fluffy / angst -long distance relationship.

Stray Kids:

Reaction to their idol s/o dyes their hair a primary color for their comeback.

Reaction to s/o having a cynical humor.

Changbin x tattooed bf

Reaction to having a tall/tattooed boyfriend.

Poly chanlix with aussie/british boyfriend.

Reaction to s/o moaning.

Reaction to having a talented s/o but them not being self confident.

Bang Chan - Future AU

GOT7

Jaebeom using reader's clothes

[jaminjims]

lazy sundays {imagine}

anon request: Hiiiiiii can I request a A poly ot7 Bts where they have to talk and keep reminding with jimin or Jungkook about them doing so much skin shipping and spending so much time in bed together with u. Jungkook and jimin are so needy and just wanna be near you 🥺but the other boys want time with you.

a/n: omg yes i live for this concept! this prompt is so cute and i’m already smiling just thinking about it. jim and kook being clingy? sign me UP please. ahem neways, thank you so much for the request anon! i really do love writing for you guys

pairing: poly bts x gender neutral!reader

genre: just pure on fluff 

warnings: i feel like putting any angst in this fic would be illegal so there are no warnings

words: 1.4k

~**~

you and the other boys always had time off on sundays and that usually led to a lot of lazying around and doing nothing productive

oh, and clingy-ness of course

actually, now that you really think about it, they were really clingy all the time but especially on sundays because it would be the time where they had you all to themselves and management wouldn’t be able to take you 

but there were two members that came to mind when you thought about it, and that was your boys, jimin and jungkook 

the two had always been touchy but recently they didn’t seem to want to let you go (not that you were complaining or anything) and it led to many... problems(?) among the fandom 

whenever you would go out somewhere in public, it would either be jim or kook (or both) accompanying you and the public and media would just have a field day with all the fanservice 

like when jimin intertwines your fingers and just casually kisses the back of your hand and sometimes your forehead 

or when jungkook puts his arm around your waist and holds you to his side to make sure that you would be protected 

and you were older than both of them and you were supposed to be the one taking care of them but they obviously did not see it that way and continued to be in contact with you anyway they could 

and you swore it happened every single time you guys went out somewhere when articles and pictures would pop up all over the internet about how “y/n and jimin doing this or kook and y/n doing that” and sometimes they would be clingy with each other and there would be articles like “kook and jimin”

and it was all a mess, really 

but it was a happy mess and you thought it was funny to see the reactions of army because oh my god they could be hilarious 

and you guys would be trending on twitter and instagram for the next day at least and would just overall break the fandom 

it had gotten to a point where the others had to talk with the two of them because it was getting out of hand (they liked to say it was because of their status and how influential they were but in reality you knew the others were just jealous because they also wanted to spend time with you too goddamnit) 

namjoon would always start the conversation with “so you have anything to say?” and he would show the two a picture of you guys on twitter as you struggled not to burst out laughing 

to that jungkook would reply casually with “i just want to spend time with y/n, why? are you jealous?” like the cheeky brat he was and then you really would burst out laughing and jin would have to pull you to sit on his lap before you fell over because you were laughing so hard

namjoon would frown at you and yoongi would cross his arms and pout (he would never admit that that but you find it cute)

then taehyung would come into the conversation and point at jimin and ask him, “what about you?” and jimin would get this blush on his face that was just so cute and he would squeak out, “i just love y/n a lot.” 

and then you would have to look away and place a hand over your heart because you didn’t think you could handle the cuteness 

and it seemed like your other band mates would also be weak to jims charms and forgive him because they all just couldn’t help it 

hoseok would even get up and pull him into his lap and cuddle because ugh they were all weak 

(but in all seriousness we secretly know jimin would be laughing evilly on the inside because he has all of you wrapped around his little pinky finger and he could get away with anything)

but that would be the end of that and the others would end it with a calm “please try to refrain from to much skin ship in public because one day it really would break the internet”

the two would pout but you would go a give them a tiny kiss on the forehead to make them feel better but then the others would feel left out and you would end up just kissing all of them

and you thought that would be the end of their extra level clingyness but oh how you were wrong

lets just say that sundays are now just labeled ‘cling days’ in your head 

you would usually wake up on sunday morning with the two culprits in question and would groan because it was hot and you needed to pee but they wouldn’t let you go 

and if you thought taehyung was bad then the two of them combined were next level 

you could barely even move and would have to resort to pushing your hand into jungkooks face while you pushed at jimins torso to try to pry them off of you but there was really only a 50/50 chance of it working

well more like 30/70. and the odds were not in your favor 

then you would call for taehyung to help you but he would get jealous that the other two maknaes got to sleep with you all the time and flop down right on top of you and then he would go to sleep and you still needed to pee 

and you would resign to your fate of having to stay in bed till they woke up because the three of them together? their cuddle power was otherworldly

and you would cry because your bladder was going to give up on you one of these days 

jin would usually be the next one in the room because he would notice the lack of trouble making going on and then he would smile and take a picture of the four of you but then get them to wake up with threats of no breakfast if they didn’t and you would spring out of bed and kiss him and thank the gods for giving him to you because yes, you could use the bathroom now 

but jin would also get a little sad because so much of your time was spent with them and you would notice his slightly down attitude and would help him make breakfast and sit with him although out the morning to make him feel better

and then it would be namjoon who would come and eat, and he wouldn’t say anything but you knew he also wanted to spend time with you so after you were done eating you would usually go back in his room and read a book together 

then it would be a couple of hours past noon when hoseok would come wondering in and look at you with those puppy eyes that he knew you had a weak spot for and ask you to play a game with him 

the two of you would play just dance while the maknae line joined in and namjoon and jin would watch from the couch and laugh at all of the ridiculous dance moves because somehow you were all surprisingly bad at the game for being professional dancers 

and the commotion would rouse yoongi to come out of his room and he would snicker at you each time you made a mistake and you would stick your tongue out at him but quickly resume your game because you were going to beat hoseok if you had anything to say about it 

and then afterward you would get tired and probably fall asleep on the couch with yoongi while the others took pictures because the scene made them feel soft

and then all of you would have a family dinner™️ together because you all just really loved each other a whole lot 

but it’s when jungkook and jimin go to your bed to sleep with you again that the others race to intercept them because they wanted y/n time too

and it would either led to scoldings from the oldest ones about how they can’t hog your time all the time or if they were feeling particularly generous the oldest ones would play rock paper scissors to see who gets to cuddle with you and the youngest ones would do the same 

then the two winners would cheer and high-five and you would just roll your eyes playfully and laugh a little because you really did live with a bunch of dorks 

needless to say, you loved lazy sundays, but you loved them even more

[end]

end note: this was so kfbskjgs you know? i just really loved writing this and it was so cute. the guys just want y/n time and i am here to give it to them. again, thank you so much anon! i hope it was what you were looking for and i hope you liked reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it! 

~**~

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random-mha-thoughts masterlist

The entire Touch-Starved Collection, by character then alphabetized.  Stories first then headcanons.

Assume gender neutral reader unless otherwise specified

(R) = request

(HC) = headcanon

Genres:

Angst=anger, sadness, and anything inbetween

Crack=stupid fun and comedy

Fluff=want to be devastated with uwu’s? try these if you want to be reminded how lonely you are

Spice=PG-13 situations; not quite nsfw but not G/PG

~Latest Post ~

Midoriya Izuku

Balance fluff; (R) BakuDekuTodo x Reader poly,  Just a casual beach day with your three boyfriends

Boy in Luv fluff/crack; fem!reader,  Midoriya has a crush on a girl in his class, but he has no idea how to confess to her, enlisting the help of his two good friends; inspired by “Boy in Luv” by BTS

Just One Day fluff; Valentine’s Special mini drabble based on “Just One Day” by BTS

Long Distance fluff/slight angst; Long distance relationships an be equal parts exhilarating and equal parts difficult

Out to See adventure Pirate AU; Inspired by the Wellerman folk song

Sly Fox fluff; (R) Fem Kitsune!Reader  A girl with an ocean kitsune quirk teases Midoriya until he’s red in the face

Midoriya, Bakugou, and Kirishima w/ a s/o who has DID fluff; (HC) (R)

Drabbles: Angst

Bakugou Katsuki

Baby fluff; (R) Bakugou’s just gotten his wisdom teeth and all he wants is you (major floofs ahead)

Balance fluff; (R) BakuDekuTodo x Reader poly,  Just a casual beach day with your three boyfriends

Bully slight angst; You’re fed up with Bakugou pushing Midoriya around, and one day you finally snap. Sequel (more crack and fluff)

Burn angst, hurt/comfort;  You've been going through a personal situation with someone, Bakugou makes a suggestion to help you feel better about it.

Chocolate fluff/crack; Bakugou and you are having a little fight where he did something wrong.  What are you even fighting about?

Clueless fluff/crack; (R) fem!Reader, You and Bakugou are approached by a secret admirer confessing her feelings, only to realize she’s confessing to YOU.

Creep spice; College!AU, fem!reader, Your roommate persuades you into going to a dorm hangout where you get hit on by a pervert and Bakugou sweeps in to help Sequel

Cuddles fluff;  Bakugou comes home after a long, tiring week of being a hero and you’re not paying him enough attention, so he’ll just have to take it by force.

Culture Clash fluff; (R) fem!Reader, You’re a student who comes from a country where it’s customary to kiss cheeks when you greet people, which doesn’t mesh well with Japanese customs

Don’t Ignore Me! fluff/slight crack; (R) Mina dares you to try the “ignore your boyfriend” challenge on Bakugou. Alt. version (roles switched)

Gamer’s Boy fluff; (R) You try to teach Bakugou how to play Pokemon, but he’s not too fond of it

Ice Cream fluff; summer job!AU, Bakugou and you are coworkers who don’t know how to confess your feelings to each other

Just One Day fluff; Valentine’s Special mini drabble based on “Just One Day” by BTS

Little Fluffball fluff; TodoBaku,  Shouto comes home before his feisty boyfriend to a cat sitting outside his apartment that surprisingly reminds him of his special someone

Mama’s Boy/Lover’s Boy fluff;  fem!Reader, Bakugou hates being dragged to fancy parties for many reasons, but only one thing makes it all worth it.

Murphy’s Law fluff/crack; Bakugou just wants to go on a proper date with you, but things don’t go the way he wants

No Idea action, angst/comfort; (R) You have to fight Dabi off alone while your boyfriend and classmates watch in horror. (Crack sequel ft. Dust Bunny ship (R))

Out to See adventure Pirate AU; Inspired by the Wellerman folk song

Polar fluff; (birthday special!) Just a small pwp where you and Bakugou share the same birthday but are polar opposites

Red fluff; Bakugou is leaving to visit his parents and you go back to his place to help him pack

Rose angst to fluff; fem!Reader, Bakugou’s been planning how to confess to you, but things don’t go according to plan and someone’s gonna get hurt

Quarrel crack; Your boyfriend and your best friend are fighting again.  And calm chaos ensues.

Sketch fluff; (R) Bakugou cooks you dinner at his place and you find one of his little secrets in his room

Small Things fluff, slight angst; (R) fem!Reader, Bakugou picks a fight with you, who has a size manipulation quirk, and you end up shrinking down to 2 inches tall.

Daring fans of Bakugou, Todoroki, and Kirishima fluff; (R) Mini-scenarios of what would happen if you saw a fan kissing your man

First kiss with Todororki and Bakugou fluff; (R) Mini-scenarios of your first kiss with each soft boy

Thigh Highs spice; mini-scenarios, your boyfriend sees you wearing thigh high socks for the first time in your relationship

Bakugou’s Work Ethic fluff/crack (HC)

Catching his daughter vaping crack; (HC) (R)

Comforting his daughter after her first week of UA fluff; (HC) (R)

How would Bakugou and Todoroki react to you never having their favorite foods? fluff/crack; (HC) Oh the antics that would ensue as a result of this

Midoriya, Bakugou, and Kirishima w/ a s/o who has DID fluff; (HC) (R)

Omega Bakugou w/ an Alpha s/o fluff (HC) (R) ABO universe AU 

Spicy food eat off with Bakugou crack; (HC) (R) You challenge Bakugou to a spicy food challenge to see who’s the real master of spice

Todoroki Shouto

Advice angst/comfort; After Endeavor’s fight with the intelligent Nomu wrecks Todoroki, he comes to you to comfort him

Bad Boy angst to fluff/light spice; no quirks!AU You finally get to see your childhood friend Shouto after years of being separated only to find out he’s completely changed

Balance fluff; (R) BakuDekuTodo x Reader poly,  Just a casual beach day with your three boyfriends 

Burden angst to fluff; (R) Endeavor has a talk with you about dating his son and “persuades” you to break up with Todoroki

Clingy fluff/spice; (R) Todoroki’s been acting differently, he’s strangely being much more needy than usual... Alt. Version, more fluff!

Daisies fluff;  Todoroki’s ice quirk somehow gets swapped for a more soft and dainty one, garnering the attention of the 1-A girls.

Day After crack/fluff; Office AU, Office parties are mostly a bad idea.  You never know if you might say something to someone who really matters to you.

Ears fluff; Coffee shop AU, Todoroki works at a coffee shop where you catch his eye, but the day you finally stay in, he gets zapped by a cat quirk

Jerk angst to slight fluff; (R) fem!reader  You hold a very strong grudge against Todoroki for something did did in junior high, and now you want him to pay

Just One Day fluff; Valentine’s Special mini drabble based on “Just One Day” by BTS

Kiss of Death angst; If the Angel of Death came upon you but you had half an hour, what would you do? Sequel

Late angst; You’re getting married in two days and drunk Todoroki has something he needs to say

Little Fluffball fluff; TodoBaku,  Shouto comes home before his feisty boyfriend to a cat sitting outside his apartment that surprisingly reminds him of his special someone

Name angst; (R) fem!Reader You’ve been put into an arranged marriage with Todoroki. While both of your are upset about it, he’s taking it way worse. WARNING YOU WILL CRY IM SORRY Sequel

Nostalgia angst; A spontaneous drabble about what-if’s and could’ve-been’s

Observant fluff; fem!Reader, College AU, Todoroki starts going to the library for a quiet study space, but gets easily distracted

Out to See adventure Pirate AU; Inspired by the Wellerman folk song

Quarrel crack; Your boyfriend and your best friend are fighting again.  And calm chaos ensues.

Self-Care fluff/crack; Todoroki steps in on you doing your skincare routine and his curiosity is rewarded ft. a nosy Bakugou

Sick fluff: (birthday special!) It’s your boyfriend’s birthday, but you can’t celebrate properly because you’re sick as a dog.

Soup fluff;  You come home late from training to find your boyfriend asleep in your bed because he was waiting for you.

Special angst to fluff/comfort; (R) You’re rethinking your qualifications as Todoroki’s s/o and choose to push him towards Momo instead.  How will Todoroki react when he finds out?

Stranger fluff; College AU,  While at a party you were forced to attend, you meet a mysterious stranger having fun by himself in the corner.

Study Date fluff; Todoroki and you are up doing homework late in the library when he exhibits some very strange habits Sneak peak for future project!

Tea fluff; slight fem!Reader, Todoroki is leaving with Endeavor on a mission, and while you want to help him pack, alcohol and emotions get in the way.

Testing crack/fluff; (R) Class 1A finally gets a break for the summer and decide to have a beach day, where you and your boyfriend hope to have some alone time

Tiny fluff; fem!Reader,  Todoroki looks back on the day he fell he love with his small 

Truth crack/fluff; Somehow, Todoroki ends up drinking truth serum and decides to speak his mind about everyone in his class, including you

When They Call My Name angst/comfort; (R) Todoroki comes back home to cuddle and kiss the living heck out of you

Worth angst/comfort; (R) You’ve been abused and bullied because of your wolf quirk all your life, and one day it all catches up to you

Blush fluff/spice; (R) Todoroki with a flirty s/o mini-scenario

Daring fans of Bakugou, Todoroki, and Kirishima fluff; (R) Mini-scenarios of what would happen if you saw a fan kissing your man

First kiss with Todororki and Bakugou fluff; (R) Mini-scenarios of your first kiss with each soft boy

Thigh Highs spice; mini-scenarios, your boyfriend sees you wearing thigh high socks for the first time in your relationship Part 2 (Bonus scene)

How would Bakugou and Todoroki react to you never having their favorite foods? fluff/crack; (HC) Oh the antics that would ensue as a result of this

How would Todoroki react to your self-love journey? fluff; (HC) Just a random idea that fluffed me into devastation, I had to write it

Todoroki laughing fluff; (HC) (R) Stages of Todoroki laughing bc he’s baby

Todoroki with a busty s/o fluff; (HC) (R) Major floofs ahead

Todoroki, Shinsou, and Kirishima with a writer s/o fluff; (HC) inspired post for my fellow mha writers out there

Kirishima Eijirou

Dark Night fluff; (R) You’re walking home alone late at night and you feel like you’re being followed, so you call your boyfriend to come help you

Fool angst; You’re having conflicting feelings about Kirishima as your boyfriend, and you’re feeling very guilty about them.

Hero Light angst to fluff/comfort; blind fem!reader,  Kirishima’s wife has been feeling neglected lately, and she feels herself sinking into her dark thoughts

Out to See adventure Pirate AU; Inspired by the Wellerman folk song

Skater Boy fluff; College AU, You’re going to get pizza and you run into a group of skaters from your university

Daring fans of Bakugou, Todoroki, and Kirishima fluff; (R) Mini-scenarios of what would happen if you saw a fan kissing your man

Kirishima and Shinsou realizing how much you love them fluff; (R) Mini-scenarios of the moments when the boys see how much you love them

Thigh Highs Part 2 spice; mini-scenarios, your boyfriend sees you wearing thigh high socks for the first time in your relationship

Midoriya, Bakugou, and Kirishima w/ a s/o who has DID fluff; (HC) (R)

Todoroki, Shinsou, and Kirishima with a writer s/o fluff; (HC) inspired post for my fellow mha writers out there

Drabbles: Comfort/Angst to fluff

Kaminari Denki

Dork fluff; (R) Your phone chargers keep breaking, causing you to constantly seek out Denki to charge your phone for you

Out to See adventure Pirate AU; Inspired by the Wellerman folk song

Thigh Highs spice; mini-scenarios, your boyfriend sees you wearing thigh high socks for the first time in your relationship

Monoma Neito

Pumpkin Kiss fluff; You and class 1-B take an autumn trip to a small carnival only for Monoma to act more obessive than he normally does. Part of the Seasonal Love Event!

Shinsou Hitoshi

Chains angst to fluff; (R) Your boyfriend Shinsou and you face off with each other at the Sports Festival with both your emotional baggage in tow.

Eyes slight angst/spice; College!AU, fem!Reader, Shinsou didn’t want to go out on a Friday night, but you persuaded him.  And now he hates all the attention you’re getting.

Greedy fluff/comfort; College AU,  You’re an extremely touch-starved college student, so you ask your friend Shinsou to help you out.

Night Drives fluff/comfort; college AU,  You’re having a rough and stressful week, and Shinsou helps by taking you out for a late night trip.

Not For Me angst; (R) Shinsou has a crush on someone who fears his quirk

Opposites Attract fluff/crack; (R) fem!Reader,  Shinsou realizes that you may have some uncanny similarities to a certain pro-hero

Smile slight angst to fluff; (R) Shinsou has a crush on someone from class 1-B and gathers the courage to talk to them

Teddy fluff: Shinsou is leaving on a trip and should be packing, but instead wants to cuddle.

Kirishima and Shinsou realizing how much you love them fluff; (R) Mini-scenarios of the moments when the boys see how much you love them

Thigh Highs Part 2 spice; mini-scenarios, your boyfriend sees you wearing thigh high socks for the first time in your relationship

How would Shinsou take care of a s/o with Bipolar Disorder? fluff/comfort; (HC) (R) request from an anon that I hope is soft and makes you guys feel better

Todoroki, Shinsou, and Kirishima with a writer s/o fluff; (HC) inspired post for my fellow mha writers out there

Touch starved Shinsou fluff (R) (HC) Shinsou as your touch starved boyfriend

Drabbles: Angst to fluff

Tamaki Amajiki

Fake; fluff (R) fem!reader, You’re at an amusement park with your friend and this other guy keeps stalking you. What do you do?

League of Villains (Group)

Fidgety comfort/slight angst; (R) Platonic relationship, You have a few questionable or strange habits around the League

Flock Together slight angst; (R) Platonic relationship, Class 1A sends some people to convince you to come back, but you refuse to

Sleepless comfort; (R) Platonic relationship,  You suffer from terrible insomnia and the rest of the League has noticed.

Warmth angst/comfort; (R) Platonic relationship,  You’re in an abusive relationship and the rest of the League finds out about it

Weirdos crack; (R) Platonic relationship,  You come back to the hideout after getting caught up in a hero attack and the villains react

Dabi

Cabin Fever fluff; Dabi and you take a small, cozy winter vacation up to a cabin in the mountains. Part of the Seasonal Love Event!

Home; fluff (R) Dabi comes back from another tiring day dealing with the League for you to play piano for him

Drabbles: Angst (sneak peak 👀)

[prodsh00ky]

rules!

hey everyone! so, i’ve decided to start writing and publishing some works here on tumblr. here are the rules and some things you guys must pay attention:

im a bts, txt and ateez writer.

i’ll write: blurbs, headcanons, timestamps, things based in prompts and one shots. i love big fics, but my commitment to writing them is awful. trust me. but like, in a far far away future i may do it? perhaps. who knows?

i’ll not write smut, if sex is mentioned it’ll be implied. again, i’m very comfortable with reading it, but it’s not my cup of tea when writing. tbh i’m not a good smut writer. just like said above, maybe someday i’ll feel confident and good enough to do it, just not right now.

disclaimers

english is not my first language, so i might commit some mistakes.

please, be kind in your asks. you know when you’re super sweet in a text and the other person answers w barely one word? yeah, this kind of thing haunts me, specially when related to writing. so please be nice!

keep in mind that it takes me a long time to write. i’ve always taken lots of time to write bc my schedule is a total mess. and it’s even worse now, since im in uni. so my posting is gonna probably be very slow and not have a pattern. i’ll be grateful if you consider that.

feedback is really important. you guys probably already know that, but it’s always good to remind you. and obviously, constructive criticism is always welcome, but don’t be a douchebag.

i may not write your request. either because i couldn’t develop it well or because it is about a topic i’m unconfortable with, don’t take it personal.

for armys/moas/atinys: i’ll only write member x reader (poly relationships included) for now. since i’m a woman, my works will probably be mostly more drawn to a female reader experience, but i’ll try to make it gender neutral whenever i can. i’ll always specify it in the beggining. and there are some members who i have more ease to write with, so please be patient.

guess that’s it for now, folks. welcome to my blog! :)

requests are currently: OPEN!

[torarot]

RULES

I will automatically use gender neutral pronouns if you don’t include them

I will write for all genders and pronouns but gender neutral will be the go to if not specified

I will only write ‘x reader’ No poly or shipping!!

When requesting please specify who you are requesting for, what relationship you’d like me to use, whether you want romantic or platonic and if you want angst or fluff.

Sfw only on this blog. I will create another nsfw blog later on but I wish to keep this sfw.

I will write irl.

WHO I WILL WRITE FOR

Bts

Stray kids

Ateez

Seventeen

(Most any Kpop artists)

Soloists

POTO

Batfam

JJK

Haikyuu

Spyxfamily

Black butler

Yung gravy

MCU

Harry Potter

Top Gun

Star Wars

Minors are written in platonic! Or family only I will not accept any romantic! Fics with them.

Please realize I have the right to refuse requests I don’t not feel comfortable writing or simply do not want to.

I am a full time student with other obligations. Please keep this in mind when requests don’t come out very fast. But know that they are prioritized over my other writing.

Do not interact with my if you are homophobic, racist, transphobic etc. I will not tolerate it and if I see you doning anything of the sort you will be reported and blocked.

[sevlgi]

request guidelines

do you take requests/are your requests open?

yes, i take requests, and requests are always open!

please remember that requests are suggestions; i have no obligation to complete them, especially if you aren’t polite

who do you write for?

ggs: blackpink, red velvet, twice, itzy, dreamcatcher, mamamoo

bgs: bts, stray kids

how do i request?

pop into my ask box!

you can request drabbles, blurbs, timestamps, fics, headcanons, or reactions.

for fics: you can be specific or vague with a plot description + an idol. you can also give me a song to write something inspired by it, or a piece of dialogue. romantic and platonic requests are welcomed

for reactions: please only request one group with a certain prompt; i can’t come up with that many reactions. 

afterwards, you can either check back in to make sure your request was received, or just wait. 

please also remember to follow my rules!

what exactly are those rules?

fem! reader or gn!reader only. i write gender neutral for trans friends, not men. 

absolutely no smut, but suggestive stuff is okay!

i will not write the following: idol x idol, unless it’s poly; suicide; incest; bestiality; necrophilia; pregnancy; non-con; overt possessiveness/jealousy

these au’s are a hard no: hybrid; age regression; yandere; omegaverse

i will occasionally include violence for au’s, and there will be mention of cheating in some fics. HOWEVER, these are all appropriately tagged, so read my warnings at the top of every work

can i repost/translate your works?

i think the fuck not.

seriously though, if you see anything that you think is my work on a different platform, and i didn’t say that i was reuploading, then please contact me to let me know. any work here is mine. 

[kpoptrashlord-007]

I Accept;;

Fluff, Smut, Angst

Yandere, Mafia & other Dark Themes / AUs

Poly Relationships are a-okay.

Reader-insert. "You". Second Person.

Third Person Limited is fine too but typically I focus on the Idol’s perspective.

I only accept Female Readers for smut, even for girl groups.

I Don’t Accept;;

Anything that breaks any of my rules / guidelines.

Anything that makes me too uncomfortable.

I don’t accept requests for original characters (OCs).

Member x member or idol x idol.

Members that have passed away, are in jail, or are in the middle of a large scandal.

Members that are currently in relationships, engaged, married, et cetera.

I Will NOT Write;;

Anything that promotes or condones racism, discrimination, bigotry, cruelty, abuse etc.

Underage smut or pedophilia. just no!! 

Incest. 

Detailed rape or self-harm.

Bestiality. In fact, no animal harm or cruelty in any shape or form!! 

Absolutely NO main character death or idol death!!

Fetishes that includes things such as urine, feces, vomit, etc.

Anal play and sex toys are not accepted.

As a personal preference, I don’t accept cheating or pregnancy requests.

Requests will be accepted or rejected at my own discretion.

Defaults;;

Fluff is the default, followed by implied smut or suggestive content if the request itself is suggestive. Anything else needs to be specifically asked for.

Gender neutral for everything non-smut unless otherwise requested.

Smut will use female anatomy unless otherwise stated.

I try to be as non-specific as I can when I write so everyone can enjoy it.

Please let me know if I’ve written something that pulls you out of the story. My experiences are limited to my own mind and body, therefore some things might slip through that are not universal. 

Preferences;;

Oneshots and drabble are preferred.

Reactions and headcanons are no longer accepted.

I won’t accept requests to do series. 

Requests for second parts are no longer accepted.

Additional Information;;

The bigger the request, the longer it will take to complete.

That being said, multiple requests are accepted at once (whether in one ask or several).

I include tags and trigger warnings as needed.

I cross post onto AO3 and Wattpad. 

Send requests to the Ask Box (when requests are open!)

Please be patient. I opened these to help work through my writer’s block.

Requests will be done as inspiration hits, which means they might not be done in order.

Be as specific as you want to be. The more details, the better.

Bands I Write For;;

Astro [on hold for personal reasons]

ATEEZ

Enhypen 

EXO

NCT

Seventeen 

Stray Kids

Bands I’d Be Easily Swayed To Write For;;

Blackpink

BTS

The Boyz

DKB

Golden Child

GOT7

iKON

ITZY

Monsta X

Pentagon

P1Harmony

Red Velvet

SF9

SHINee

Super Junior

SuperM

TWICE

TXT

I’ll consider other bands (girl groups included) but they may take longer for me to get around to since I’ll need to research them. 

Also I only accept fem!reader requests for GGs! Sorry!

Links;;

Masterlist

Current Requests

AO3

Wattpad

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Cheers! <3

[dis-easedfairy]

IMPULSIVE HALLOWEEN PREVIEW 🍬🍂🎃💀👻

Warnings!: Swearing

Pairings: BTS x Reader

Genre: BTS Poly!au, OT7 x Gender Neutral Reader

“Will you just cooperate?”

I smiled at him and nodded, “I just need a kiss.”

Namjoon let out a chuckle of disbelief, he pressed his lips together before giving me a quick kiss on my lips and spinning me around so I was facing the tree.

“That was too short!” I whined.

“You’ll get another one later! I’ve always wanted to do this!” He said excitedly as he got a firm grip on my hips.

With a good swift lift, I was about eye-level with said apple. I reached out and couldn’t quite reach it.

“A little closer?” Namjoon took two careful steps closer.

Once my fingers were able to grip the apple I hoped it would come off in one tug. Being the stubborn apple it was, that didn’t happen.

“Stupid apple, you’re ruining the moment,” I grumbled.

“Stop messing with the bee! Let him have his floor apple in peace.” Jimin scolded someone.

“That apple is rotting! I’m trying to give him a nicer one!” Taehyung clarified.

“Namjoon Hyung said that’s how bees get drunk,” Jeongguk added in.

“When did he say that?” Jimin asked.

“On the way over here. You weren’t listening?”

“…Yoongi and I wer-”

“How many apples did you guys get so far? Is that a bee?” Hoseok’s voice comes in.

“Tae is trying to give it a better apple.” Jimin filled him in.

“It’s been cold the past couple of days I'm surprised it's alive.” Hoseok seemed to now be interested.

I continued to tug at the apple, just hoping it would listen, “Maybe it’s not ready?” I asked.

“It should be, I wonder if the stem is just too thick, keep trying.”

“Is this apple even worth it??”

“I said ‘keep trying’.”

“…Yes Sir.”

No more argument as I began to yank at the apple.

“Just don’t piss it off, Tae, we don't want to get stung.” Jimin almost criticized.

“I’m not! I’m giving The Great Bee God his offering.” Taehyung defended.

“Well, he doesn’t want your offer- JEONGGUK NO!” Jimin shouted.

Hoseok’s scream grabbed everyone’s attention.

The boys that were gathered around the tree were now scattered, Jimin running to Yoong and Jeongguk cackling a little ways away from the tree.

“WHY IS IT AFTER ME!?” Hoseok yelled.

“THE OFFERING TURNED INTO SACRIFICE!” Taehyung cried.

“WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO!?” Seokjin charged.

“It was Jeongguk! He threw a stick at it!” Jimin tattled.

“It was a smaller apple, get your facts straight!”

“YOU DISRESPECTED THE BEE GODS!” Taehyung continued.

Hoseok continued to run closer to us. I was afraid that Hoseok would bump into us, and Namjoon, being the clumsy giant he was, would drop me.

As a last-ditch effort, I gave the apple one harsh yank. Which was a terrible idea, since Joon wasn’t really paying attention. The force of me yanking caused him to go off balance. He tried to step back to correct his balance but stepped on his basket instead.

I accepted death as gravity humbled us.

“NAMJOON! DID YOU JUST DROP THEM!?” Seokjin sounded scandalized.

“It’s not his fault!” I whined as I tried to see if I had any rocks in my hands.

“JEONGGUK! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!” Hoseok snapped.

“But did you die tho.” Jeongguk defied.

“Jeongguk, that was funny but cruel.” I couldn’t tell if Yoongi was scolding him or not.

“Apologize to Hope and apologize to Y/n!” Seokjin commanded.

“Why me?”

“Because you fell!”

“It was my own fault for yanking so hard.”

“SEE WHAT YOU DO.”

Not again.

As the sea of arguments rose again, the same voice broke through, “Sorry, about that baby.”

“It’s okay Joonie, I should’ve waited until you were fully paying attention.” I scooted more closer to look over him for cuts or bruises. Even going as far as to feel along his scalp for only bumps.

“I think I had a pretty clean fall. Did you?” He asked softly, taking my hands from his head to hold them.

I let out a giggle, “I only got a rock or two in my hands, I think I lost the apple though.” Namjoon smiled.

“You’re so cute,” I said before smushing his face and placing small kisses all over it.

“He’s not cute he dropped you!” Jeongguk accused.

“And you got a bee to attack me,” Hoseok grumbled as he tried to grab his apples off the ground.

“In my defense, I didn’t know you’d be the target.”

“You ruined the chance of Taehyung having a bee friend,” Jimin replied, emotionless.

“I would’ve named him Reginald.” Taehyung sighed as he helped Hoseok.

“Why does that actually sound cute?” I frowned, still smushing Namjoon’s face.

“Hope is still waiting for that apology, Jeongguk,” Yoongi included.

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hallloooooo, how are you doing???? Bruh (can I call you bruh? that's gender neutral right??? feel free to tell me to fuck off tho) I'm trying to write some shit right now since I have maladaptive daydreaming and I thought it would be cool if I could put it into something and make it coherent??? And since I've been reading fanfics with x readers, I thought it was a good idea? But dammmmnnnnn, STRUCTURING YOUR SENTENCES IS HARDDD. (I'm not an english speaker too lmao). Like bruh, the times I needed to remind myself how English grammar works and translating words from language to language is so confusing, like bruh, my respect for authors like you is through the roof lmaoooo. I'm currently trying to write the prologue of a time travelling fic with a poly bts, and my gosh, creating a coherent kinda realistic word is already fucking hard. I know where I'm going with it, but 90% of the time I forgot that i need to type and then I forget what I was going to write next.

So yeah, that's all thanks for reading my rant. Love you! And please, bless me your motivation and creativity.

Okay for me, my advice is to actually write as your mind flows. Forget about grammar right now. Forget about any English rule. Just write. It will help you get everything down that you want, and you can always come back later and fix what you would like to.

As a native English speaker, English is hard. Like really hard😂

I typically write a draft with bullet points. Tons of Bullet points and half written words. Nothing would make sense to anyone who wasn’t me.

At this point in the process, you just need to get your thoughts on paper. Get a semi coherent draft on paper and then go from there.

p.s. I call everyone bruh so you’re good😊